Talk:Florida

After reading Ben's rewrite of Sheffield, I was determined to rewrite this page as I would have a lot of funny tidbits and whatnot, but this is already too accurate. Scary accurate, actually. Literally, the only inaccuracy is that "Southern New York" is really the area above Miami on the East Coast and Central Florida is reserved for the rednecks, but I'll let it slide. Also, the part about Siesta Key is dead-on. Like scary. The beach is like a million miles long and like a mile from the top until the ocean, and you walk from the parking lot and you're like, "Shit, my feet are gonna burn for like a whole mile..." and then you walk on the sand and it's like 75 degrees. It's cooler than the air. It's crazy. So crazy, I've been rambling for about a minute. --T3 05:38, 17 Yoon 2013 (UTC)