Template:Hong Kong Infobox
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| Motto: One Cousin, Two Sisters | |||||
| National Anthem: "God save | |||||
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| Established by Brits | with acts of bullying | ||||
| Established by PRC | 1997AD, a.k.a. 1984AD | ||||
| Independence | You wish!! | ||||
| Queen | Gone | ||||
| Government | A pack of fools | ||||
| Puppet King | The Chief Executive (Newspeak: Exechief) | ||||
| Official language | None other than Cantonese (or, in the future, Newspeak) | ||||
| Currency | Joss papers, as those used in ancestral worship | ||||
| Area | Damned small | ||||
| Population | Over-crowded | ||||
| Time zone | Space-time continuum | ||||
| Internet TLD | Refer to your telescreen | ||||
| Calling code | There is no such thing as "phone" in a dystopian world | ||||
| Religion | "There'll be a better tomorrow... in the toliet." | ||||
| Exports | Migrants | ||||
| Imports | WTO protesters, fatal diseases, everything | ||||
