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Where'd my clever ideas go?[edit source]

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Banana Man- Tally Hall

[Verse 1]

Do you see banana man
Hopping over on the white-hot sand
Here he come with some for me
Freshly taken from banana tree
Banana man, me want a ton!
Gimme double and a bonus one
Give me more for all me friends
This banana flow never end!

[Chorus]

Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go m-m-m-m
Do you want a banana?
This banana for you!

[Verse 2]

Tonight we dance around the flame
Then we get to play spirit game
Spirit names, we SHOUT OUT LOUD
Shake the thunder from the spirit cloud
All the songbirds in the tree
Chant a tune to let the spirits free!
Then we see them in the night
Spirits drawn in by the fire light

[Chorus]

Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go m-m-m-m
Do you want a banana?
This banana for you!

[Verse 3

Look you, you're too uptight you know,
You could laugh and kick it back and go (weeee)
But without a rhythm or a rhyme
You do not banana all the time
Fly away from city on the run
Try to make a little fun

[Verse 4]

Look you, come to the bungalow
African't you tell me 'told you so'
Don't you like the bumping of the drum?
Make you shake until the bum go numb
Let the bongo play until you drop
This banana never stop (never stop, never stop)
(Bungalay, bungalow, make up your mind and tell me no)
(shhh)

[Verse 5]

Well it's 9-o'clock
And it's getting dark
And the sun is falling from the sky
I've never left so early and you may wonder why

[Verse 6]

Tomorrow morning on the plane
No banana make you go insane!
Floating back to busy town
No banana make you want to frown! 

[Chorus]

Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go m-m-m-m
Do you want a banana?
This banana for...
You

[End Song]

I like being liked. I love being loved. I eat eats. I drink drinks. I walk walks.

Looks like it's time for me to leave my own mark in history. So let me say my opinions. I'm a rational man and I believe all spiders should be eaten for nutritional purposes. Also, have you noticed how the leaves on porcupine trees look kinda... weird?

every statement on this page is false. which means this statement is true. which mean this statement is false. which mean that there are 3231 versions of the christmas classic "home alone 2" made an hidden on the arizona desert since 1993... which means that statement was said by obama.

CONGRATS! You have just been cursed by the Holy banana god, send this message to 5 people you know within 3 days and the curse will be banished forever! or... be crushed by a building...

YOU ARE NOT SAFE, IT WILL HAPPEN. THE CHOICE IS YOURS...

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For information on escape from banana-shaped buildings, click here.

HI GUYS IM BACK AND I LOVE YOU ALL AND I MISSED YOU OK BYE. -Bobo, your one and only pal (Im goin cray-zay!)

imagine going ray-zay. couldnt me be

HOW DARE YOU FORGOT THE C IN CRAY-ZAY!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!111!!!!!

why forgetting the c in crazy causes heart attacks[edit source]

DO NOT LET THE MINI MUFFINS CAPTURE YOOOOUUUUUUU

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The Wi-Fi on my train journey sucked