The 5th Battle of 17

The 5th Battle of 17 (I don't know why it's called that) was fought on the slopes of Mt Mood. It was fought with the very, very, very, very, very, very small army, consisting of only a few orcs (5 000 000 000 000 000 ½ of them to be exact) and a very, very, very, very, very, very, very gigantic army consisting of thirteen people.

The battled lasted one minute, two seconds and five milliseconds.

The generals of the larger army (the one that was smaller) were: Mr Camel, Jack Sparrow, George W. Bush, Hanna Montana and Daffy Duck. The other eight soldiers were ants (their names were Wishnacka, Hungiman, Frig, Bummer, Baiklah, Little Shiddyboo, Hee-hee and Dahrkos). Only Hannah Montana died. She died in the first millisecond, hit by a high-powered missile. The ants just sat and watched the whole thing. The army’s slogan was: ‘Go, Whoa! Gettup, yo! Gettup, yo and go!’.

The battle was fought over who had made up the word ‘Shenanigan’ and also over the last piece of pizza. It was a very bloody battle, and the blood was very realistic. Not like the stuff in that Monty Python movie.

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