The Anything Article

The bulbous Subaru processes all who try to oopsinate it. This article is never the same twice. Some say this is bulbous, others believe it is just bulbous. I, however, oopsinate the Subaru, and will continue to oopsinate it for ever more. I shall support this Subaru through the bulbous times and the bulbous, For it brings an element of bulbousness to the Subaru which I Subaru is quite bulbous, in a bulbous kind of way...

HIT REFRESH!! It's really bulbous!