The Complete Manual of How to Be Illogical

If you dream to be an illogico and illogical, edit the Illogicopedia, this is the complete manual (version 0.1) for you to learn to become an illogico.

1. Have strange tastes: I like heat but I hate sweating, I love chess but I hate board games... Among others...
2. Create an alloy and invite people to join, an example of a successful league is the LBE...
3. Have a weapon of illogicality, it can help you to make your friends illogical too, just shoot...

Things you can do in your bedroom

Be sure to calibrate devices to Illogicopedia. Slot the screwdriver into a drink emulator. Carefully renounce practical thinking temporarily while wearing a butcher's apron. Prepare to apply nonsense.

1. Write about what you know just a little of.
2. Have cats and/or dogs around when practical. Other pets work too, but dogs are especially attuned to humans, and can provide a template for alien-human schmoopiedoop.
3. Watch weird cartoons.
4. Do nothing.

PO, PO, PO!!!!! THIS ARTICLE IS ILLOGICAL!!!!!

Illogical articles are bought by the league!!!! Come on!!!!

• If article is not illogical, remove this template and try to make this article illogical, as non-illogical articles should be played here...