The Dark Floppy

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It's the Dark Floppy!!
The Dark Side of The Dark Floppy

The Dark Floppy is the name of an evil computer disk (Yes, that's right, disk not disc.) that contains 1.4 MB of really dangerous and evil files. It contains bomb making instructions and a copy of utorrent, but the most dangerous file on it is the Super Virus that can kill your computer. Not just damage or explode, but actually kill. Your computer will bleed. That's how bad this Super Virus is. Seriously.

The Dark Floppy as a Pirate's Death Sentence[edit | edit source]

Ever heard of "the Black Spot?" Well, the Dark Floppy is the internet version! File sharing pirates know that being given the Dark Floppy means death! Arr!

What to do if the Dark Floppy is inserted in your computer's floppy drive[edit | edit source]

  1. Run away.
  2. Run away faster.
  3. Count to zero.
  4. Scream like a little girl.
  5. Dig a 43 foot hole in the ground.
  6. Buy a new computer that doesn't have a floppy drive. These are immune to the Dark Floppy's effects when the Dark Floppy is more than three feet away!
  7. Bury your new computer in the 43 foot hole and cover it with rocks and boulders.
  8. Go home and look at the screen of your old computer.
  9. Die.

Origins of The Dark Floppy[edit | edit source]

Robin made it. (The Boy Wonder Sidekick of Batman) He was really bored one day so he started downloading illegal stuff on the Batcomputer. This made Batman mad so he killed Robin which is why you don't see Robin on Justice League. In revenge, the ghost of Robin haunts the Dark Floppy, spreading itself along with the Super Virus everywhere it goeth!