The End is a Shark
Get off my back, man. I'm just telling it as it is.
“I used to think that this whole shark thing was a fad. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that THE END is actually one of them? Yeah, I sort of bad to think about that one for awhile.”
I was born on a farm in 1987, and I will always remember that time my dad told me about the end of the world. He told me a weird story about a guy who got swept up in a river but thought it was the desert. But that's not even the important part. He would always blue link whatever he said, and one day I decided to click the blue link. I discovered that in all cases, the end is a shark. I'm not fucking kidding!
Well, of course no one thinks you're kidding, dear. We all believe you.
Aw, go fuck yerself. I know you don't believe me for a minute. Everything I say is ridiculous, right?
No! No, not at all! We as really interested in what-
Save it, tramp! I'm trying to explain what my crazy daddy told me as a child! THE END IS A SHARK! A goddamn vicious shark! Jesus, get it away!