The Epilep Sea

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The Epilep Sea is an area of water located south of aciremA fO cilbupeR sdrawkcaB ehT, well known for tourism and scenery. The Epilep Sea, before its population by the snaciremA in the year 0.000, was known as the Sea of Zyoor (sea-zyoor, geddit?)

History

The Epilep Sea was discovered in 0.000 by Captain Hamster, leader of the yrmA naciremA. He found it one fateful evening whilst going to the sea to, as he described it "collectively allow natural fluids ingested at a previous stage in my lifetime to pass safely through my body and into the wide sparkling body of water known only to us mere mortals as the ocean" - as he went to do this, he came across a patch of the sea which was flashing continuously and investigated this by [expletive removed] PISSING in the water, causing the patch to expand. With a valiant cry of "oh shi-", he leaped out of the way as the water expanded over the coast and killing 90% of the fish in the sea.

It turns out the flashing substance is actually a super rare chemical known as illogiharicilamethylchloropolymethylexinethylmethixyne, a rare substance found within the stomach of a rare fish known as the Illogicopedian Megahybrid Sub-Aquatic Hydrofish Beta v2.0. This happened after several of these fish exploded from rage whilst being rickrolled again.

RARE VIDEO FOOTAGE

June 27th 2009 - two tourists were walking along the coast of the Yoora Beach, a large area of sand located on the coast of aciremA when they glanced out into the Epilep Sea only to find it didn't affect them. They used this to their advantage and recorded some footage with a HD video camera lying conveniently on the beach next to the body of a dead cameraman. They later uploaded it to YouTube and recieved the sum of ten hundred thou$and billion dollar$ for the footage, then died watching it. For your viewing inconvenience, the footage is provided here.