The Good-at-Everything Man

Here is a story about a man who was good at everything.

The man's name is Evan Gooding. He lives in a town, I think, maybe a city... Or are a town and a city the same thing? Hmmm... Nevermind then. He lived somewhere, let's leave it at that.

Evan was literally good at everything. It angered most people, but some people admired him.

Well, enough explaining. Here is the story of Evan Gooding, the man who was good at everything.

The Story

Evan woke up. It was a bright Sunday afternoon. He got out of bed and walked out of his room. He sat on his couch and stared out the window into the sun. He was very happy, since he could do everything right. He was thinking about how he pwn3d those kids on Halo 3 yesterday. Evan had a big house since he was good at making money. knock!! knock! It was the door. Evan got up from his seat and walked across the living room to the door. He opened it. There was a man with a black suit on and black glasses. He was tall and big too. "Can I help you?" Evan asked. "Come with me." The strange man replied. "Wha?" The man grabbed Evan by the arm and dragged him to a black sedan. The man threw Evan on the back seat. The man got in the car and the drove off.

"What do you want?" Evan asked. Evan waited, and there was no answer. The man just stared out the front concentrating on driving. Eventually they reached at tall building. The man grabbed Evan out and told him to head towards the door. Evan opened the door to the monstrous building. More men in black were inside staring right at him, as if they were waiting for him. Evan felt a pinch in his arm from behind. He turned to see the big man. His vision went blurry, and when he awoken he was in a big dark room with one light hanging over a table. On each side of the table there was a chair. Evan was in one chair, and across from him was a man in black.

For the next hours the men challenged Evan to do tons of things to prove that he could do everything. "What? You don't think I can do everything? I can do everything, I'm the best. Haha! No problem," Evan gloated. The men challenged him to sports. He beat them by himself (don't ask how) in all sports. He was challenged to fight the tall man.

"You don't stand a chance against me." Evan beat him... badly. "Wow you can do a lot of things." The man who sat with him at the table said. "I know. You can't stop me. I'm just that good." "Here is your final test." The leader said. "Bring it on! I can do anything." "Do you bet your life you can do anything?" "What kind of question is that? Of course I can! Remember, I can do anything!" The leader took a gun and shot Evan. "Heh. He lost the bet. He couldn't be modest."

The moral of this story kids is Never brag, always be modest. If you're gonna be a bragging jerk, make sure you don't get captured by men in black.