The Man In A Pan

(An attempt to make the) Longest Nonsensical Poem

Go on, add anything. Just make sure it rhymes, and each line begins with '#'.
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I

1. There Once Was A Man
2. Who Lived In A Pan
3. You May Know Him, too
4. He Got Some Glue
5. Stuck to a Grue
6. And Was Beaten With A Shoe

   II

7. The story goes on
8. His name was Don
9. And in the middle of the night
10. His boots took flight
11. But have no fear
12. Batchap is here!
13. MMF is queer
14. Mike Tyson once bit a guy's ear
15. "That made no sense", Don thought
16. Going against all the poetry he'd taught
17. Confuzzled, he was
18. His ear had a buzz
19. Must've been a bug, flying from the trees
20. He shouted, "Oh fuck! I'm allergic to bees!"
21. He ran in circles, the screams he made
22. All because of a bee, he was trying to evade

    III

23. He realized the bee had been dead
24. So the buzzing sound was in his head
25. The mental institution he would dread
26. Just water and moldy old bread
27. "Wait, that's prison," he said aloud
28. No one heard it but a lonely old cloud
29. Don talking to no one made the cloud glad
30. "Wow," he thought, "This man is surely mad"
31. "Insanity is no passing fad,"
32. "This is one 'special' lad!"
33. But wouldn't you know
34. The Cloud had to go
35. And Don was eaten by a Grue
36. O' were that actually true
37. A cow might have said "moo"
38. But as you knew,
39. He stepped in some poo
40. All over his shoe
41. O, what to do?
42. So Don's mind took flight
43. He resolved his plight
44. In the middle of the night
45. And with all his might
46. Humped a neon light
47. And saw the fright
48. Within a rat's eye
49. Just as he was about to eat some pie
50. He could not lie
51. The rat must die
52. So he did what was right
53. The rat became a kite
54. Quick as a brew,
55. RatKite Flew!
56. But then he got mad
57. Because it turned to a fad
58. And everyone imploded
59. into golden erosions
60. I ate myself
61. Yum Yum *Belch*
62. So then I met a bard
63. He really was a 'tard
64. And then I sucked my thumb
65. And he shot it with a gun
66. While chewing gum
67. And converting a nun
68. O' what a bum!
69. So then I got digested
70. And then I rested
71. I woke with a fright
72. In the middle of the night
73. And then I was in a toilet
74. With a glow-in-the-dark rolex
75. And walked in my ex
76. Where I found a multiplex
77. And an elf named Alex
78. We had a blast
79. I needed a leg cast...

    IV

80. That was a mess!
81. But wouldn't you guess,
82. This begins the story of Tess
83. A woman no less
84. She was under stress
85. For she must confess,
86. She murdered her dress
87. Using her breast
88. Nevertheless
89. She felt blessed
90. For she shaved off her bunions
91. Using a Pork monger with onions
92. She blasted her with a cannon of ions
93. And a cannon of bosons
94. Then leptons
95. Then mesons
96. Quantum physics is confusing
97. My brain is oozing
98. I think Im losing
99. Or maybe just bruising
100. They saw through my ruse!
101. I drank too much booze
102. So then I ate
103. Some Cardboard cake
104. And out came a rake
105. The cake wasnt baked!
106. It must be a fake!
107. My name isnt drake!
108. Its mr van helsing!
109. Must I start belching?
110. This misery is entrenching!

     V

111. And so I will fall
112. Into the hall
113. Curl up into a ball
114. Then reach out to all
115. And then stand tall
116. As far as extraterrestrial electrogravitic propulsions go
117. So...
118. Eat your toe
119. Go with the flow
120. And dont smell your feet
121. Or your bratwurst will treat
122. You like a meat
123. And Jimmy will eat your head
124. Who is this Jimmy I speak of?
125. No, not dead,
126. He is a bird, a dove.
127. It is so, my love.
128. He smells like old hamburgers
129. And eats McDonalds workers.
130. They taste better than the burgers
131. And penis jerkers
132. But not English burghers
133. And I eat them with my coworkers
134. They give me the itches
135. I do not know why
136. Maybe it's witches
137. Baked in a pie
138. But them bitches
139. They do not know
140. I'll have them in stitches
141. With my orange-glow
142. Ho-ho!
143. But now I know
144. That I have no turnips
145. The carrots are good
146. But only to misfits
147. I'll eat this shoe
148. Without further ado
149. So give me your soul
150. While I munch on the sole
151. I need a spoon and a bowl
152. For this grain is whole
153. A shoe made of wheat?
154. Nonsense, that's weak!
155. You don't know the poodle
156. Covered in noodles
157. Oodles and oodles
158. Of noodles on poodles
159. Eat the poodle
160. And you may find
161. The poodle may doodle
162. On your intestines