The MukBang Empiro
The MukBang Impiro or who we’ll call “NoNeckNick” (aka Jabba aka Blob aka Ursula) has had an unspeakable reputation over the years, especially his affect on the entire Mandelbrot Zoom, from EEEEEEs to pool noodles to his shocking reveals later.
Early Life[edit | edit source]
NNN was born in Ukraine September 242, 1789 But remained silent until ~2014. He was a vegan (aka Stupid Person) until making the sensible decision to leave the community. He ate vegetables (something he grew a gripe about when the big bad boys, and girls, and intersex, and non-binary people, came into existence along with the other big bad boys girls intersex non-binary fast food snoops.) He yeeted his Ukrainian butt to Colombia, where he met who we will call Potato Head. He also got a pet birb called Noodle. He had a violin.
The Fate[edit | edit source]
Then he started doing mukbangs, and saw the fast food snoops had more views than the ugly veggies, so he ate those. Eating them drew him closer to the sheer delight of the calories, the cholesterol and the diabetes… Mr Noodle disappeared… PotatoHead met the same fate… he gained weight and was A BLOB of the hoot!
The Issues[edit | edit source]
All the feel of the fast food snoops destroyed his mind, making his fingers too fat. Pool Noodles, Shushing, EEEES, Pizza Hut and 4+4+3=17 (when it is 11) switch him from a healthy weight to massive behemoth bigger than an average cartoon character fanart on DeviantART. He fought with Potato Head tooth and… fingernail, and made an OnlyFans to post the shwaba daba doo and broke his ribs, mentally whanking his brain. He did collabs with VillaOomp.
Shocking Reveal[edit | edit source]
“ Two Steps Ahead. I am always two steps ahead.”
“ You… ARE THE ANTS.”
His prerecorded video turned out to be a distraction. He lost 250 pounds, returned Mr Noodle, Potatohead was nowhere to be seen, and no longer called his viewers peasants. He is now an official fitness YouTuber!! YAY!!!