The Mystery Files of The Cucumber Room: Part II

The Mystery Files continue...

“And yes, the investigation of the cucumber room continues. DI Scott, and DCI Twynham take DNA samples from the room.”

~ Narrator

"Doc, DNA samples." I said.

"Yes, slave. And don't call me Doc, CALL ME BEAR HAR HAR!" my boss replied.

You see, my new boss is a bit of a dick, to put it that way. He uses this computer thing that he likes to call "PROPER UNIX FOR PROPER PEOPLE" and loves golf. I hear he also lives in Hertfordshire. He works 24 hours a day for "PROPER PAY". Anyway,

*another person walks into the scene*

“I have info for you. My sister got surrounded by evil lemmings which exploded in her skirt.”

~ That guy

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