The Pencil Sharpeners Are Following Me!

Well, I was just taking an evening stroll through the park when I noticed several pencil sharpeners just following me.

Of course I reacted like any normal person and notified the authorities, who conveniently took me into "protective custody" so the pencil sharpeners could not eat me.

Yet when I strolled out of that place 5 years later, the pencil sharpeners followed me once more. I smashed them into little tiny bits and gobbled them up in a jiffy.

Yums.

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