The Rivalry of Flameviper and Asema

The Rivalry of Flameviper and Asema began in Jeremy of 2007. Asema crashlanded on editthis, and soon defeated Flameviper in a game of Chess. Since then, they've competed via various mediums...

The Story of Conflicts

The first true war between them was when Asema was in space on a mission to resauce the orphaned puppies. Flameviper, along with his horde, sent millions of ships to attack him. As Asema was alone, he had to blast an unsuspecting planet with his Fourton Cannon, thus destroying it and blinding Flameviper's horde. Then the two ships docked...

Flameviper soon jumped up, and so did Asema. "It's you, it's you!" Asema cried out, his voice sounded through space. "No, Flameviper, it is you. You are the one who will save the heroine... unless I can stop you!" Asema grimaced, and then said... "We must kung-fu fight!"

Flameviper subsequently woodworked a rough branch into a fine bokken, and Asema took out a Flaming Chainsword. Their battle begin. Asema disarmed Flameviper, and Flameviper melted the Chainsword with the gem of Hellfire. Unarmed, the two of them kung-fu fought. Asema landed a suplex, and Flameviper stabbed him in the gut. Thankfully, Asema is a time lord, thus he can regenrate up to twelve times before dying. Flameviper, however, can only be defeated by decent ice spells, while Asema specialized in Conjuration.

Just then, he summoned a Mongoose with Ice-9. The Moongose cast it upon the flaming snake, and he melted into gas, floating away, back to his home world -- Earth..

Asema then said, "You know what you doing," and jumped off his ship just as it exploded for no reason.

Seconds later, Asema found himself facing Flameviper once more. This time, it was for the real. Asema powered up, and transformed into The Lord of Tupperware, his ultimate form. Then, Flameviper transformed into Phoenixviper, his ultimate form. Asema flipped past Flameviper and took out a vorpal lid shuriken. Though it cut Flameviper, he himself regenerated. Flameviper then threw him off the floating island (which they were indeed fighting on), and Asema used a giant tupperware as a flying board. Their battle continued for eight days and two nights, when they unleashed their true powers. Asema used his signature move, Gong Hei Fat Choy, which he only uses when he's going to reduce the enemy to 1 HP and laugh, walking away, leaving them in a crumpled heap. Cheap bastard. Meanwhile, Flameviper begin to use Burninate. Their respective powers cancelled each other into a spectular explosion, and the island collapsed.

In quite the cinematic twist, Full-Motion Video and all, Flameviper reverted to his normal form, wounded, and Asema to his, fainted. Flameviper landed without further harm, but Asema snapped his neck and a couple other vital organs. Thankfully, he regenerated.

The Final Confrontation

Then, Asema met along the way Googol the Perplexed, a mightily fine Wikihowian warrior, who hefted this 576-pound sword that could blind enemies instantly. He joined his party for no reason at all, and the two continued to the Subbuteoanese Peninsula, where they arrived in the town of Austere.

Meanwhile, Flameviper regathered his bearing. Swearing revenge on that god-awful, pompous, regenerating pain in his rear, he went to Super Japan and rounded up an army of Super Japanese holding muskets. They charged onward after finding Asema's location. Meanwhile, Asema rounded up a small cabal of Subbuteoans holding shotguns.

Eventually, they arrived. The two armies clashed at midnight, the skies red. Googol failed to reach Asema before his battle ended, but at the same time the two fought, for about a year, with their armies slowly dwindled. Asema summoned up a ki-ball, but instead fell to his doom below. Flameviper laughed triumphantly, but the ki-ball was delayed only slightly -- pushed off the edge of the tower, Flameviper landed in the ocean..

..Both survived, as did their hatred.