The entire contents of Paris Hilton's handbag

1. The meaning of life written on a piece of paper.
2. Ancient Greek erotic murals, painted on slabs of rock.
3. A black hole.
4. Everyone's lost keyboard, except mine because I protect my possessions.
5. Madeleine McCann.
6. Every single alien ever to visit planet earth.

SEE? SHE'S NOT SO STUPID AFTER ALL!

See also

• Paris Hilton
• The Paris Hilton Volcano