Theory of Perpetual Stonedness
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The Theory of Perpetual Stonedness was first developed and published by Albert Einstein in 1977. It explains the fundamental process of Ricking the Roll and grinding the turducken™ into its fundamental parts: chicken, turkey, and duck.
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There is much controversy about this theory, brought on by the mass of duck goblins attempting to redefine the word "the" as "A manifestation of perpetual fart."
A polished turkey paladin once exclaimed about this theory, "Gobble" which crudely translates into "This theory explains why my pet lolrus is always acting like a crab's hair"