Toffs

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“Oh, I say! What have we hear? An article about posh people? Goodness gracious, this is dispicable! They claim we enjoy having intercourse with family members and shooting things! Winthorpe, pull your John Thomas out of your mother and fetch the shotgun!”

~ Lord Worthington of Windsorshire-upon-Thames IV on starting this article on the same note that I plan to continue it...


Posh people shag each other and shoot stuff[edit]

...and use annoyingly outdated language such as 'spiffing', 'top-notch', 'huzzah!', 'camera', 'seven' and 'rimming'.

Toffs vs Inferior scum[edit]

The age old question, asked by millions every second, is 'who would win if every toff in the world and every commoner in the world had a punch-up?' The answer is a surprisingly easy one...there would be no winner. Why? Because fighting is bad. Bad for your health. Don't fight, don't do drugs, and stay in school.

Having gotten the manditory safety warning out of the way (as commanded by Matt Le Blanc, I can continue to reveal the real, far more fun answer...

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Commoners. yay.