Lord Worthington of Windsorshire-upon-Thames IV
Lord Ipswich Worthington of Windsorshire-upon-Thames IV is the 4th Lord Worthington. He resides in his bungalow in Windsorshire-upon-Thames, a small filthy village in the middle of England. Sadly, he is not very intelligent.
Family[edit | edit source]
He belongs to the rich Worthington family and lives with his wife cat and his father, who was incapacitated after accidentally shooting himself in the head. He was preceded by Lords Ipswich Worthington I, II, and III. The Worthington family can trace their descent back to Buck Worthington Jr., the grandfather of the first Lord Worthington. He was a hobo who discovered a Ngthite mine in 1884 and got lots of money. His son, Huck Worthington invented farts, so no-one exploded after eating bean curry. The first Lord Worthington gave himself the title of Lord, because.... it seemed like a cool thing to do. His descendants inherited his Lordship.
Personal life[edit | edit source]
Lord Worthington is obsessed with money. He bathes in money, his cat is named Money, even his clothes are made of money. He snickers with joy at the fact that he has money and the villagers are penniless.
In his home he also keeps a pet sheep, not for wool or milk, but for transport. Every Tuesday, he rides his sheep to the poor villagers and laughs at them, before going to the pub for some beer.
He has taken IQ tests and his results were between a peanut and a bucket of water, his response:
| "Bah, who needs smartiness, I have tons of money! *chuckle* |
