Top Ten Things I would do for a Klondike Bar
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From Illogicopedia's Top Ten collection. Where opinion is fact.
- 10. Burn my house down
- 9. Eat a wine glass
- 8. Sit through 3 seasons of "Sex and the City"
- 7. Burn my neighborhood down
- 6. Watch an hour of gay porn
- 5. Sell all of my possessions
- 4. Stab myself
- 3. Shoot myself in the thigh
- 2. Kill you and your immediate family
- 1. Kill my extended family
If you're thinking, "This guy is insane!" then clearly, you have never had a Klondike Bar.