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Tweety Bird
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When Tweety is middle aged, he will turn evil and rule the world.
Conservation Status
  Least Concern  
Kingdom Evil
Phylum Vertebrata
Class Vegetarian
Order Splorch
Family Echidna
Genus Yucca
Species S. Bird
Width 0.1m (avg)
Length 0.15m (avg)
Binomial Name
Sweetie Bird
(Gruntlesmithy, 2011)

Tweety Bird is a yellow blob that was born when Chuck Norris accidentally combined mustard, egg white, and cheese together and formed it into the shape of a big-headed birdanoid. He was chased by Sylvester the Cat for his cheesebutt, that all cats crave.


Past Life[edit | edit source]

  • THIS IS A RECORDED MESSAGE. TWEETY'S PAST LIFE INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIEDAND CANNOT BE ACCESSED UNLESS YOU ARE HISS HIGHNESS HIMSELF. THIS TAPE WILL NOW SELF DISTRUCT.*


Present Life[edit | edit source]

It is presently the future.


Future life[edit | edit source]