Uruguay

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Uruguay is a South American nation that was created twelve seconds ago. Some guy said, "So, are we a country now?", but actually no one seems to believe it.

History

In 1904 Uruguay fighted against Argentina and Brazil. Uruguay won and conquered half of their territories. But 10 days later they lost everything in a poker game against the president of Bolivia.

Prior to 1967, Uruguay was considered the funniest name of a country anywhere in the world, but Ethiopia currently holds that title.

That's it so far. But we look forward to lots more exciting history from that sweet little nation!

Government

Uruguay will be governed by the first guy who realizes that Uruguay needs some form of government. In order to be a true ruler, he must pick up a nearby object and confidently declare it the Sceptre of Uruguay.

One of the traditional powers of the Uruguayan ruler is the right to administer sceptre beatings to anyone who speaks the forbidden words, "That's not a sceptre, what the hell are you talking about?"

The present president of Uruguay is Francisco "Paco" Casal, owner of the two main sources of wealth in Uruguay: Soccer players and prostitutes. Uruguay has a long tradition in exporting both.

Demography

In Uruguay, only live 10,000 persons, but there are 20 millions in exile, half of them in Australia.