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Well, here we are again with me and my old stack of movies. I got this one from Netflix, which probably saved me a lot of time trying to look for this piece of shit in car boot sales or whatever. Well anyway, the basic premise of the movie is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. It is about an android from the year 2010 who must travel back in time to the year 2005 in order to stop a grue from huffing George W. Bush. It was released in theaters on January 5, 2005, but it did terrible at the box office. The movie was nearly universally panned by critics. Roger Ebert referred to the movie as "stupid crap" and gave it two middle fingers up. Most of the film has been destroyed by time, and finding a copy of it today is very rare. It was rated R for Retarded.

2005cruft was an action movie written by Alfred Hitchcock and staring Chuck Norris, and that and the plot combined makes this the average memefag's wet dream. It is one of the most atrocious peices of shit I have seen for quite a while. I almost wanted to kill myself half-way through the movie. The film is only 1:56 long, but it feels like I was watching it for three fucking hours. The movie's special effects are sub-par for 2005, and the actor cast is bizzare. I have never seen such a big mess of a film. Though to be honest, you can see where the director was going with it. I do kind of like this movie, it feels almost like a novelty. I'd only recommend you watch this film if you like your experience to be novel. Well anyway, watching it makes me feel like the director had been surfing a bit of 4chan in the year 2008, as this movie is the most meme-ridden pile of crap since encyclopediadramatica.com. No, ED would be embarresed to look like it was written by a bunch on newfags on steroids.

Overall, this movie sucks, and reflects everything bad about 2005. It isn't worth watching, unless you're a masochist or you like to play with your own shit. Final conclusion: 27%. -- Sir

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