Wales

An example of the typical landscape of Wales. There are some ruined Castles from when it used to be a Monarch, and the occasional village (With the exeption of Cardiff).

Wales is a tiny nation bordering the Democratic Republic area of England. Wales is known by the local peoples as the Forgotten Country, with the country of Wales being one of the least-industrialized area in the British Isles, if not on the continent of Europe. It is also one of the least populated, with much of the small country being un-inhabited. In fact, there are twice as many Sheep as there are People.

Bestiality is the number-one crime encountered in the country, with almost a ninth of the population having commited an Animal-pleasuring offence. The language of Welsh is almost-dead, as just under a thousand people know it, with no-one having it as their first. Before the 1984 act of Union, Wales was an area in which just Humans could live in. Since then, Great Britain has been at war with the United Kingdom, with the UK War for Independence being directly responsible for the death of 15% of the population of Wales alone. During the Great War, though no nuclear weapons were detonated close to Britain, several large-scale evacuations were performed nonetheless. Much of the steel factories were closed down in the capital during the later Global Financial Crisis.

Notable History

An example of the un-spoilt architecture found in the outskirts of the capital. Some of the richer people continue to live just like their ancestors did centuries ago.

The country of Wales was the country of origin for the Chav family of crime-lords, who were known world-wide. However, most of their criminal activities and the 1920 Chav Massacre did not occur there. Benarék Chav and his grand-daughter Julian Chav both fled to the small village of Caernarfon during the United States government crack-down, but a few years later they were found out and killed by the U.S Secret Police. Wales mainly saw millitary action during the Falklands War and the Gulf War in the late Eighteenth Century, but there were not enough people to adequately support the war effort. In the Middle Ages, king Henry VIII, a prominent Japanese man and Longbow enthusiast, declared himself the saviour and hero of the nation. The capital city of the country is Cardiff, which is the only modernized area of Wales.

Wales is also known as having the stupidest town name on Earth, a village called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which roughly translates to some nonsense about trees and churches. In 1865, Cardiff was a resort for English families until Harriet Jones MP decided to make it into a township. During this period, the Seventh Doctor and Gale Mcshane went on a vacation there as "something different". However, it was disrupted when a Balawai Bounty Hunter raided the resort in an attempt to find several Koruns during the Mandalorian Genocide. Take note this was before Earth's bona-fida Space Age, making this a notable event in Welsh history. In 2006, the Great Welsh Fire occured, killing 6000 people and 8500 livestock. This event has caused huge amounts of debate about the cause, though some people believe that it was commited as an act of terrorism from the United Kingdom.

See Also

• Albania - A country which has been described as "Huh? Isn't that Yugoslavia?".
• Democratic Republic of Britain
• Cardiff
• The Great Welsh Fire