Enderman

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Endermen are black creatures with long arms and legs, glowing purple eyes and a particle effect similar to a Portal. Found only in Mojang, Legoagaino, they are extremely rare to find, with little evidence that they even exist and are considered the rarest creature on Lego (with the exception of the spawner-only Cave Spider). Their two iconic abilities are the ability to pick up and move blocks and teleportation. Endermen take damage from coming in contact with water (including water blocks and rain) and sunlight. Their exact size is 0.6x0.6x2.9.

Origins[edit | edit source]

The Endermen where originally a group of 80 Brikonian Necromancers around the 1840's. They called themselves "Dacht Humanese", which is very roughly translated from Hungarsen to english as "The Relatives". However, though they went way too far when they thought they could control death himself. The Grimn Reaper used Black Magic on the group and turned them all into bizzare-looking, black-skinned creatures that where cursed to roam the countryside for all eternity. Despite the fact they where called "Farlanders" by local villagers, they got their name "Enderman" from an accent mistake. When Steve Micheire was killed by one, Jonas Waittei said through an eyewitness account that "'e said dey look kinda like 'enderman".

A photograph which depicts the Enderman's bizzare patterns. See Diyú Rybianka.

Killing Endermen[edit | edit source]

Despite their somewhat unsettling appearance, Endermen are very easy to kill, since they are damaged by Water, sunlight, fire, Lava, rain and attacks alike. Emptying a bucket of water on the ground will damage the Enderman without it becoming hostile. Arrows and all types of swords are effective against one, though wood and stone swords may not deal enough damage to kill the Enderman before it kills you.

Hostile Endermen will teleport away when one closes in on them to strike. When this happens in a small underground space, the Enderman will teleport into inaccessible caves or to the surface. They will not teleport back to you unless he/she moves to an area that has enough space for the Enderman to teleport back. On the surface, an Enderman's tendency to teleport away when one is close enough to attack can be used to keep an attacking Enderman at bay. When killed, regardless of the method of death, anything held by the Enderman shatters when it hits the ground. This odd effect of physics has not yet been studied.

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The Ender[edit | edit source]

Main Article: The End [Expedition Minecraft]
A small village in Mojang called Szydłowiec, population 850, was once the home of one of the greatest philosophers (known as Gelóber Hiemliách) in all of Mojang, possibly in all of Lego. His transcripts had been preserved over the years, and natives flocked from miles away just to see them. Apparently, he discovered how to make a portal to a place he called "Diyú Rybianka" (The Ender), which intruged many of the visitors, believing it to be just another one of his weird spells. But the truth is far, far worse. The "portal" was actually a time-warp that takes one to the exact same location in the far-future, at about 200,000 years in the future. The planet of Legoagaino was no-more, with the Endermen's long life coupled with their erratic behaviour meaning the literal death of the entire planet. Somehow, the land morphed into black stone (Makes sense, that far in the future, everything would be dying.) and the water dried up. Massive voids had appeared.
This was the end.

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