The St. Brelades Bay Scrolls

The St. Brelades Bay Scrolls are considered a holy text by followers of Pastafarianism and its affiliated chapters. It was written in 1864 and was recovered shortly after the Yuuzhan Vong Wars. The Reformed Church of Alfredo, however, rejects this text and claims that it was not written by the prophet Bobdie Hendrsen, but was in fact later added to the Loose Cannon of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by his christian enemy Mikhail Youzhny. The Holy Teutonic Crusaders of Yunháng take this scroll as their main fodder against criticism, as they believe that those who do not agree with the Jari-Matti sect of Pastafarianism (Or worse, do not believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster at all) should either be forced to join the faith or be killed, in the name of the Wager and Penne Rigate.

And it was said, that upon that great day, the one true 
God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster was summoned to Earth, on 
which day he was seen to settle a score with the false Christian 
God through competion of Scrabble. It was then revealed to all 
that the false Christian God, under robes and suchlike was 
hiding a pirate outfit, whereas our Father, the Flying Spaghetti 
Monster spoke out against the Christian God's costume........

 ....and henceforth spoke he "And all man who dresses or talks 
 in the manner of a pirate, or any pirate related media, such 
 as parrots, boats et al. shall hence fourth be proclaimed heretic. For let 
 it be heard, that Jari-Matti is the true faith.........
 ........big bowl of swordfish.....sore eye with all the 
 moustaches.
 The Wager with Satan...........Strepsils may be useful....