User:Another n00b/Noseaters
“This guy is messed up.”
“Oh My god, I thaught I was in Hell when I saw his face!”
“Kinder! Me un scrabby!”
“HHHEEEEEEELLPPPP!”
"Noseaters" (pronounced "Nose-eaters") Is the term given to robe-clad figures who have acted as minions of Mr. Noseybonk. They wore Noseybonk masks, carried guns, and planted nosegays. Seeds which, when soaked in viagra, created erecting plants when exposed to a nose.
The noseaters even killed one of their own, Michael Jackson, for no reason whatsoever! The noseaters killed many and made many appearances, starting in the early '90s along with Noseybonk. Nobody is too sure exactly who they are and what their purposes are. They are believed to have been set up around 1994, but no-one is too sure. The first sighting of these mysterious figures comes from this disturbing CCTV footage of one... disposing of a body:
Religon[edit | edit source]
Not to point fingers, but all noseaters are Satanists. They burn crosses, eat souls, and - GASP! Listen to Justin Beiber! Really, My old room mate (Charlie the Unicorn) was one of them. They occasionally have rituals where they summon Satan. Here is an amateur recording of one that took place on 12th August 2008:
Known Noseaters[edit | edit source]
A list of the notable members of the noseaters as of 26/10/2023. Please note that there are an estimated 980 members, but this is only known identifiable people in the cult
- Michael Jackson (Killed by Noseybonk for unknown reasons)
- Justin Beiber (Killed by Noseybonk so Mr. Trololo could have his body)
- Scrooble (Chokadoobie) the Kinder eggman
- Herbert the Pervert
- Jonas Brothers (all three members)
- ████ ███ (In prison)
- Anti-Bonzi
- Mr.trolol (Killed, but revived)
- Rick Astley
- Creepy guy who lives across the street (Retired, now lives across the street)
- Mr.Rodgers
Battle with Lord Voldemort[edit | edit source]
In 2010, the Noseaters battled Voldemort for copying them too much. While the Noseaters killed his "Death eaters" (I wonder why they thought they were being copied) while Noseybonk battled Voldemort. In the end, after both had stopped using real spells and were just insulting each other, Noseybonk was caught offguard by Voldemort's killing curse (Avada Bananna), but Miraculously, the curse hit Voldemort, and destroyed his body, though some say they saw a nose eater with a second, Voldemort-like face on his mask's nose...
Second in command[edit | edit source]
Main: Kinder eggman Though Noseybonk is the boss, Scrooble the Kinder eggman is his second in command. Scrooble is a Subconcious being, That eats souls ("toy") and is a Kinder eggman, like the Demon Chokadoobie. He faked his death to avoid being shot.
As you may have guessed, Scrooble doese not have to wear a mask because his face is already disturbing enough. His arch enemy is "Bob Swobble", who he hopes dies from his possesed zombie kids. Yes, he is an egg with ears.