User:Another n00b/RobloxForum

“Umg u nub repoted!”

~ —Dyslexic 7 year old kids. AKA everyone on RoCocks.

“r u free? umg u nub i hat u u r so stpd i h8 u u dmpd me!!!!!11one WAWWAWWAWAWAW”

~ —70% of the fat ass tards using this pathetic forum

“Anon's sthould tsay n tge *Chaans, theuy shoujdnt b i oukr Robolx Fodum! Tey aways ate a sem o eb noobso, nad thy shougld bte banngd frm postng, hwo alrees wih mz? I thnk thsoe whwo g aoround promotineg 4wChan szould eb autobanneqd andd Ponisoned.”

~ Jaredvaldez2.

RobloxForum is a Bulletin Board System which is made mainly for RoFags to discuss matters over the Internet, and to a degree have Cybersex.

Guests

A guest is a person on ROBLOX. In places, guests can do most of the things other users can do with the exception that they are locked in supersafe chat mode. Some users have made a script where a supersafe chatter can speak normally, including the guest. This is known to be against RobloxForum's rules for "exploits". However, some people say that the "exploit" does not work anymore because of the SafeChat function being locked.

Each guest is assigned a random number every time they enter a game. The number ranges from 1 to 9999. It is somewhat uncommon to see a guest with a 3-digit or lower number. At one point in time a user developed a script that turned off safechat so that guests may talk. This script was patched up sometime in late 2010. Since then, guests have been unable to use the regular chat.

Critiscism

Guests have recieved generally harsh criticism in the game, due to their inability to talk or listen to regular players and because they tend to destroy others' creations and spam games without knowing what they are doing.

Originally Soliders from Blockland pre-english conquest would look like this.

Guests are usually the most hated players on ROBLOX since they delete and ruin every game. In the pre-english conquest days, "guests" from Blockland military had to where blue and sleveless t-shirts, green pants, Basic grey-ish shoes, white socks, a black buckle and litterally nothing covering their head ( No glasses unless absolutely necessary, no hats whatsoever ). The old uniform shaped into what ROBLOX users normally see in their mind when someone cites the word "noob". In fact, many inhabitants of Robloxia reffer to noobs, newbies, Script Kiddies or newfags as "guests", OTI or otherwise.

Clockwork

Clockwork is a popular Roblox administrator. It is said Clockwork quit to join Blizzard and then Google which is most likely the true story. He was later deleted since someone used an exploit to get into his account while he was gone. On the 13th of December 2010, he was undeleted. Recently, he has been sighted on the website again.

Someone tricked Clockwork into thinking he was unwanted, and then Clockwork helped that guy spy on people, ban people he didn't like, and do all sorts of secretive things, and also got Clockwork to give him lots of Tix and Robux. Roblox Co. finally figured out and fired Clockwork, but never knew who the guy who tricked Clockwork was, his evil mind still lays in the city of Robloxia.

User 1337

User 1337 is the 1337th person to join. Many people search for who this person is and nobody can seem to come up with an answer. Upon looking up the user-id number a 404 error will come up. This same text comes up upon looking up banned users. It is unknown if this is an anonymous auto-random number sequence hidden in the set of 9999 different patterns, or an actual username of an now in-active user. It has become a common in-joke on RobloxForum.

e-famous RobloxForum users

• Ajedi32
• Alexnewtron
• Anaminus - The most targeted user of all time.
• Are92
• BCGames - Owns 7,863,323 Tix and 987,863 Robux IRL. Has amazed all of Robloxia.
• Builderman - This guy needs no introduction.
• Claymore93
• Crazyman32
• DayrenX/Dayren - Does insane stunts on camera, became popular more on YouTube.
• Defaultio
• Dued1
• Stickmasterluke
• Fleskhjerta - Was very famous IRL, but was booted out of the country for his antics.
• JJ5x5 - A more batshit insane version of the above.
• Jaredvaldez2 - Famous on ED for being a lolcow.
• SONICTHEHEDGEHOGXX - The online screenname of the person who founded F.E.A.R, and other stuff too numerous too mention here.
• SHADOWTHEHEDGEHOGXX - The brother of the above.
• RobloxPolice
• Lando64000
• Playrobot - The founder of Villiá.
• MSE6 - The original author of PoIsOn.

Roblox Email

The only thing that this email is useful for is for cussing out the dumbfuck moderators, and logging into spamming sites with. Below is an excellent example of this.

“MSE6 IS A PENIS LOVER YEAH YOU HEARD ME MSE6 IS A DAMN WHORE SHE SUCKED TELAMONS TINY PENIS LAST NIGHT TELAMON IS A GODDAMN JEW HES A FUCKING BITCH AND MSE6 FUCKED HIM CUZ SHE DOES EVERYTHING FOR DICKS SHES A SLUT SHE WAS IN BED WITH THAT LITTLE PEDOPHILE ASSHOLE BUILDERMAN AND MRDOOMBRINGER WAS STICKING HIS DICK INTO HOLYMAC'S MOUTH AND EJACULATING ALL OVER HER FACE WHILE REESEMCBLOX WAS WATCHING WITH HER RING FINGER UP HER VAGINA GOD DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SICK HAVING ORGIES LIKE THIS I MEAN FUCKING SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL MSE6 IS A BITCH”

~ a disgruntled user

It is also preffered by the moderators, this is mainly so they can chat in private ( I.E have cybersex without every fool and his dog knowing ).

Copypasta

Their are many copypastas about Roblox, this being one of the most famous. A story about sex. Skip this if you can't handle it. It is commonly called "The Story of Telamon and Builderman", but is AKA Telamon's Bonus. It may cause a severe temporary ( as in, an hour, or so ) drop in one's collective IQ if you read it all. The story is all below:

Kindly written by one lovely faggot from Roblox.

Telamon moved his toung up and down Builderman's shaft. "Ohh... Tel-... amon... You're ama-... zing" Builderman complimented Telamon. Suddenly Telamon put his whole mouth over Builderman's member and bobbed his head up and down while tounging Builderman's tip. The hot beath on his phal‬lus was amazing it felt like heaven to him. Then it felt different, 'what was Telamon doing?' Builderman thought. Suddenly it struck him, Telamon was now su‬ck‬ing on his er‬e‬ct member. "Ohh... w.. wow..." Builderman panted. And suddenly a boiling feeling swelled up in his lo‬ins and went through his whole body. "TELAMOOOOOON!!!" Builderman cried as he hit his climax, causing him to come into Telamon's mouth. Telamon began suck‬ing up the salty, and slightly bitter, nector from Builderman's member. "Mmmm, you taste great Builderman," Telamon said while trying to catch his breath. Then Telamon turned around and bent over "ok... ready.. you promised that it would... feel good right?" Telamon asked in an unsure way. "Yeah, but it might hurt a bit first" warned Builderman as he slided is lubricated co‬‬ck into Telamon's an‬‬us. "AUGH!!!!" Telamon yelped as Builderman went deeper in.

At first it hurt, it hurt a lot, then the pain started to numb away and the way it rubbed Telamon's an‬u‬s made it feel like he was cumming with every thrust. But he knew it was just a trick to his body. Then Builderman reached down and grabbed Telamon's pha‬llus and began stroking the shaft. They both were getting exausted and Telamon felt like his arms would give and he would fall onto the floor but he tried his hardest to stay up.

Then Telamon felt it, a boiling sensation running through his body, this pleasure was the best he'd ever had, soon enough he hit his climax and the contractions in his an‬us that were caused by his pleasure was the last straw on Builderman as he also came. The feeling of coming together was pure bliss. Soon after they had had their 'fun' they were so exausted that they collapsed onto the floor. "I- I love you buil-..." Telamon admitted while in his afterglow. "I love you too Tela" Builderman responded with a smirk. Qucikly after they fell asleep next to eachother having great dreams about their future 'business'

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