User:Dan the Hedgehog/TheHappySpaceman for President!
Hel-lo! My name is Dan the Hedgehog, but some of you like to call me TheHappySpaceman! So, I guess you're wondering why I'm here?
Uh, no, Mr. Hedgehog. We all came here to hear you make your speech about why we should vote for you for President.
Oh! Right. Heh-heh. (After this speech is over, I'm going to sue the ass off the m**********r who wrote that on the cue cards!) But anyway, yes, you are right! I'm running for President! So here are the reasons why I think I'm a great candidate for President:
- Free tacos for everyone!
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Uh, what are the other reasons?
Good question! But please wait until the "Ask Me Questions" period begins. And now... uh... since I don't have anything else, it's time to ask me questions! We have quite a few hands in the audience. What is your question?
Mr. Hedgehog, when you listed the reasons for why you're supposedly a great candidate for President, you only listed one reason, and it's not a very good one. Don't you have other reasons?
Good question! My answer: no.
Well, then, Mr. Hedgehog, I don't think many people would vote for you with only one reason.
But isn't "free tacos for everyone" good enough?
Some of us don't like tacos, y'know.
Nonsense! Everybody like tacos!
I don't.
Um... (Make the cue cards quickly! Hurry! Hurry!) Okay, then here's my full list of reasons:
- Free tacos for everyone!
- I'll promise to "clean up" the Government, even though that's a stereotype that lost its meaning long ago!
- Less money into military spending and more money into NASA! They'll never find the Klingons without that extra money!
- Illogicopedia now the central homepage of the Internet!
- Google Translate must also be able to translate into and from Klingonese!
- Um... more free tacos?
So vote for me for President! And don't forget to take my campaign buttons! ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 
16:06, 01/22/2012
Where's the frikkin' cab? I'm getting the hell out of here!