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Hold your horses! It's the Illogicopedian Times!
Happy New Years
As we end 2011, let's look back on the dumb things that happened during the old year:
Needless to say, however, after 01/01/2012, the "new year" will quickly become the old year, and then we'll be waiting for 12/31/2012. It's just a neverending cycle... or is it?
I'm sexy and I know it.
And you're ugly.
Let's make average babies.
We are facing the IllogiPocalypse.
This is an apocalypse of Illogicopedia.
You see, our wiki is slowly but surely slowing down to obscurity. And the only editors who are still visiting it are Dan the Hedgehog and I.
And look at this: Dan and I are the only ones who even bothered to write an IllogiTimes since October of this year.
And this will slowly degrade until we are barely noticed at all, even behind EncyclopediaDramatica.ch.
And then, on December 21, 2012, our website will disappear from all history.
Please, we must save our website.
Cool story bro.
Please, everybody completely disregard what my friend Kirby up there said. He's just one pile of **** after another. Thank you.
The Big Brrother Hoose is now open!
The time has come! Get in the Hoose, unpack your suitcase and start appealing to Illogicopedian public... or else you may find your complimentary welcome dinner being fed to the stray cat in the garden.--Ben Blade 13:45, 1 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
Now with free cheese wizzy! It's the Illogicopedian Times!
Big Brother 2012
In week 2, as Island Monkey and Another n00b got the boot, now it comes down to the final three contestants: Dan the Hedgehog, Colonel Sanders and Athyria. Who will win and join the house of Big Brother... permanently?
See the action here.
Also, don't forget to vote for your favorite user to WIN.
Illogic Times to be Published Monthly
Basically, the only reason I'm making this announcement is to tell you all to WRITE SOME FRIKKIN' STORIES!!!
Baby New Year???
Happy New Year 2012 everybody! You know those posters with the "baby new year" and the old year is an old bearded man? Well, I think those posters are very morbid. I mean, think about it:
Just something I put in here to fill up space
~Runner-Up 00:53, 01/27/2012
Well done for finishing second, Mr. President!
Congratulations!! You are the runner-up of Big Brrother 2012 and won the 'President of the House' task! You may not be the champion, but second is in no means a bad position, and you were probably the most active user in the Hoose.
- Thank you very much for letting me participate-- I'm just glad I got this far! I have changed my sig accordingly. ~Runner-Up 00:39, 01/30/2012
A very large pie
I'll give you a very large pie if you make another ?pedia times. Or make there be one in general, nevermind the means. It probably won't even be a cow pie. -— Athyria 16:34, 7 Jumbly 2013 (UTC)