[TheHappySpaceman] Keeper of the Bloodwine

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This month's golden banana goes directly to our long-time member Dan the Hedgehog, also known as TheHappySpaceman, keeper of the bloodwine. This achievement is well-deserved, seeing such masterpieces as Poodle and cheeses. But Dan's biggest feat has to be single-handedly writing petaQ'a'pedia, the Klingon Illogicopedia. Question is, though, does he really need the golden banana? I doubt it. Well, it's too late now, because he has one... and we all still hate him.

—Illogicopedian of the Month Octogonapus 2011


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  Dan the Hedgehog has attained 2 stars.   For using careful math calculations to make sense out of a misquote and for repelling the vandal 


God, I wish I had a girlfriend.
Clock.gif This user has been on Illogicopedia for 13 years, 7 months and 30 days.

Hello. My name is Dan. I'm fifteen, I play music, and I like tacos. I also have a sockpuppet known as Kahless the Unforgettable. I have been a member on Illogicopedia since VIII XXIII, MMX.

About me[edit | edit source]

Well, I don't really have much to say, so I'll just tell my life story.*

I was born in a crossfire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!


I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back,
But it's all right now
in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!

I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled.
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread.
I was crowned with a spike right thru my head

But it's all right now
in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!

*[edit | edit source]

Actually, that wasn't really my life story, that was just "Jumping Jack Flash" by the Rolling Stones, but I don't think any of you actually scrolled down this far.

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My Articles


Kahless ~ tlhIngan


Hairy Peter and the Writer's So Stoned ~ Pros & Cons of Being Roommates with Sonic Characters ~ teh Ultimate AdminPickles.jpg ~ Time is Running Out


Cow runs for mayor of Delaware ~ John Lennon actually said "we are bigger than cheeses," proved right in any caseFeatIcon.png ~ Snakes on a plane


A Guide to Trolls ~ An Article That Redirects To Itself ~ A recent letter from the desk of YouTube, LLC. ~ Captain Anonymous ~ Encyclopedia Dramatica/approved ~ Poodle


Love Letter from a Strange Boyfriend ~ Me And My Uncle: The Star Trek Version


THE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version)


The Fairy Dogmother's Compendium of Alphabetical Stories (wrote the section "Attacked by Creeps") ~ 500 Ways You Know You've Been on Too Much Illogicopedia (wrote ways 101, 105, and 110-112) ~ The Illogicopedian Times: 09/24/2011 (wrote the section "Newest ?blog Entry Too Long?") ~ The Illogicopedian Times: 12/27/2011 (wrote most of it) ~ The Illogicopedian Times: 1/26/2012 (wrote most of it)

My Articles On Other Sites



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Userboxes[edit | edit source]

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  This user has made Testostereich grovel.


This user has tamed the mighty Bcbkye. Fear them, for they now know all your secrets!

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