[TheHappySpaceman] Keeper of the Bloodwine

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	This month's golden banana goes directly to our long-time member Dan the Hedgehog, also known as TheHappySpaceman, keeper of the bloodwine. This achievement is well-deserved, seeing such masterpieces as Poodle and cheeses. But Dan's biggest feat has to be single-handedly writing petaQ'a'pedia, the Klingon Illogicopedia. Question is, though, does he really need the golden banana? I doubt it. Well, it's too late now, because he has one... and we all still hate him.
—Illogicopedian of the Month Octogonapus 2011

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Dan the Hedgehog has attained 2 stars. For using careful math calculations to make sense out of a misquote and for repelling the vandal

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God, I wish I had a girlfriend.

This user has been on Illogicopedia for 13 years, 7 months and 30 days.

Hello. My name is Dan. I'm fifteen, I play music, and I like tacos. I also have a sockpuppet known as Kahless the Unforgettable. I have been a member on Illogicopedia since VIII XXIII, MMX.

About me[edit | edit source]

Well, I don't really have much to say, so I'll just tell my life story.*

I was born in a crossfire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!

Dingus.

I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back,
But it's all right now
in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!

I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled.
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread.
I was crowned with a spike right thru my head

But it's all right now
in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!

*[edit | edit source]

_{Actually, that wasn't really my life story, that was just "Jumping Jack Flash" by the Rolling Stones, but I don't think any of you actually scrolled down this far.}

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