User:Gomphog/Sausage

A Sausage is a glorified cancerous severed penis. Did I mention that the IPA pronunciation of sausage, (susej), is exactly the reverse of Jesus? Diddums.

It was a rough day in the emergency room today. A boy had some sort of alien symbiote in his body, and it was affecting his concentration at school.

"Perhaps if we hit him over the head with a large sausage of some sort..." I mused.

"But wouldn't that afflict he and his symbiote with some sort of death?" asked the boy's mother in alarm.

"A sausage of some sort, eh?" said the boy's father. "Would that be anything like my giant penis?"

"As a matter of fact, it sort of would," I said in surprise.

"A single blow of some sort to the head with my penis would not kill a boy of any sort," he said confidently.

"Well, then," I said. "I'll go get some sort of sausage, whick is meaty."

"No need," said the boy's father. He unzipped the pants he was sort of wearing.

The boy's teachers say they've witnessed a vast improvement, of a sort.

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