Kirby.
Yeah, that's my name. What? You think it's abnormal to have the name Kirby? I don't see why... Oh no, don't even get me started! NO, I'm not related to that moronic video game character of the same name and YES, I despise comparisons to him! So shut up about how unfortunate my name is, will ya? OR I WILL RIP YOUR FRIKKIN' ARSEHOLE A NEW FRIKKIN' BANANA!!!
