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NEW CSS EVERYBODY!21:41, 9 Farbleum 2012Dan the Hedgehog
Continuing a conversation you started on my talkpage...01:04, 7 Farbleum 2012Kırby
Now with free cheese wizzy! It's the Illogicopedian Times!00:52, 27 Jeremy 2012Dan the Hedgehog
Hold your horses! It's the Illogicopedian Times!00:48, 28 Ditzimber 2011Dan the Hedgehog
Your talkpage looks familiar.23:53, 10 Ditzimber 2011Dan the Hedgehog
Anonymous Grunt02:10, 30 Novelniver 2011Kırby
Welcome02:10, 30 Novelniver 2011Kırby

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Welcome [edit]

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Kirby? Is that you? Y'know, from deviantART? Hello? Is there anybody in there? ~[TheHappySpaceman] [thehappyspaceman] mightfirehislazer 01:57, 10/12/2011

Anonymous Grunt [edit]

Welcome from an unknown contributor. Cheers! 24.61.112.73 12:12, 12 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

What my adorable gruntler said. *huggles random people in the vicinity, unless they happen to be covered in waffles* ~ Pointy.png 13:12, 12 Octodest 2011

NEW CSS EVERYBODY! [edit]

So don't blame me if it freezes up your browser. kırby, seriously, that's my name. Winner of <insert name here> of the month! 19:51, 29 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, like I use Netscape Navigator anymore... Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 21:13, 29 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
@Island Monkey What do you mean, "anymore"? EPIC BURN!!! kırby, seriously, that's my name. Winner of <insert name here> of the month! 23:46, 29 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
Excuse me, grammatical error. I in fact started with IE6 when it was around. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:13, 30 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
I started with Netscape Browser, then moved on directly to IE6. I eventually upgraded to the best browser of all: FIREFOX! At least it was the best browser until that moronic version 4.0 5.0 6.0 7.0 8.0 9.0 10.0. And don't expect me to be updating to Chrome anytime soon, either. Though I might be considering switching to Chromium, if only for that sexy logo. kırby, seriously, that's my name. Winner of <insert name here> of the month! 22:45, 30 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
@Kırby Wrong again, Kirb. Firefox is now on version 7.0.1! Anyway, thanks for voting for me for Illogicopedian of the Month. ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine My Farticles. Qaplá'! Are you bigger than cheeses? Writer of the Month October 2011 19:05, 11/01/2011
@Dan Right... Hey, Dan, dare I ask whaddup with da new sig? My Name Is Kırby/My Name Is Earl - herp-derp I did <insert name here>'s mom! 19:18, 1 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
@Kırby I could say the same about yours, Mr. "I Did Your Mum!" And are you sure you didn't accidentally do my invisible dad? oooohplz.gif ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine My Farticles. Qaplá'! Are you bigger than cheeses? Writer of the Month October 2011 22:48, 11/04/2011
That... actually sounds more wrong than it should. And yes, I've used that emoticon before. Still, your sig is odd. My Name Is Kırby/My Name Is Earl - herp-derp I did <insert name here>'s mom! 23:29, 4 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
Wrong once again! My sig is weird, not odd. There's a difference. ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine My Farticles. Qaplá'! Are you bigger than cheeses? Writer of the Month October 2011 01:12, 11/05/2011
@Kırby Also, Firefox is now on version 8.0. Do ya think they release new Firefox versions a bit too quickly? ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine My Farticles. Qaplá'! Are you bigger than cheeses? Writer of the Month October 2011 00:25, 11/28/2011

Your talkpage looks familiar. [edit]

Haven't I seen it somewhere? Such as, oh, I don't know, The Bard's talkpage??? Copycat. ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine My Farticles. Qaplá'! Are you bigger than cheeses? Writer of the Month October 2011 02:16, 11/30/2011

You know what the silliest thing about this kind of talkpage is? It's almost exactly like what Wikia's wall thing would be if all the bugs were resolved and the silly styling removed. That just leaves it with ye olde issue that it's not entirely a talkpage and as such there appears to be no effective native way to follow it as a whole. Or do you find a way? ~ Pointy.png 16:11, 4 Ditzimber 2011
I have no idea. All I can say is: My new sig rocks. - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 22:02, 10 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
That is true. ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine My Farticles. Qaplá'! Are you bigger than cheeses? Writer of the Month October 2011 23:53, 12/10/2011

Hold your horses! It's the Illogicopedian Times! [edit]

11th Edition
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Rebelling from Wikia in the worst kind of way.
Tuesday, Ditzember 27, 2011
The Illogicopedian Times is, in mathematical terms, the square root of the hippopotumus when divided by pi and raised to the power of your mom. This will have mathematicians baffled for the rest of the year, which, coincidentally, isn't very long.
Happy New Years
Happy New Years

As we end 2011, let's look back on the dumb things that happened during the old year:

Needless to say, however, after 01/01/2012, the "new year" will quickly become the old year, and then we'll be waiting for 12/31/2012. It's just a neverending cycle... or is it?


I'm sexy and I know it.
By Sexy

And you're ugly.

Let's make average babies.

Oh damn.
Oh damn.

We are facing the IllogiPocalypse.

This is an apocalypse of Illogicopedia.

You see, our wiki is slowly but surely slowing down to obscurity. And the only editors who are still visiting it are Dan the Hedgehog and I.

Our forum isn't visited enough, neither is VFH, VFI, AotM or even IotM.

And look at this: Dan and I are the only ones who even bothered to write an IllogiTimes since October of this year.

And this will slowly degrade until we are barely noticed at all, even behind EncyclopediaDramatica.ch.

And then, on December 21, 2012, our website will disappear from all history.

Completely.

Please, we must save our website.


Cool story bro.

Please, everybody completely disregard what my friend Kirby up there said. He's just one pile of **** after another. Thank you.

~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine My Farticles. Qaplá'! Are you bigger than cheeses? Writer of the Month October 2011 22:58, 12/27/2011

Continuing a conversation you started on my talkpage... [edit]

...because I'm going to be archiving it soon...

Send some faxes (like a boss) ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine My Farticles. Qaplá'! Are you bigger than cheeses? Writer of the Month October 2011 23:03, 12/27/2011

Harassment lawsuit (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 17:58, 12 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
No promotion (like a boss) ~Runner-Up Keeper of the Bloodwine Dan the Hedgehog.png Forum logo banana.png Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 18:00, 01/12/2012
Fifth of vodka (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 16:02, 21 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
Eat a bagel (like a boss) ~Runner-Up Keeper of the Bloodwine Dan the Hedgehog.png Forum logo banana.png Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 16:05, 01/21/2012
Call a sex line (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 06:21, 22 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
Cry deeply (like a boss) ~Runner-Up Keeper of the Bloodwine Dan the Hedgehog.png Forum logo banana.png Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 06:22, 01/22/2012
Demand a refund (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-02-01T23:38
**** on Debra's desk (like a boss) ~Runner-Up Keeper of the Bloodwine Dan the Hedgehog.png Forum logo banana.png Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 07:22, 02/02/2012
Buy a gun (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-02-02T21:15
In my mouth (like a boss) ~Runner-Up Keeper of the Bloodwine Dan the Hedgehog.png Forum logo banana.png Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 02:47, 02/03/2012
Aw crap, man! I can't effin' do it! Nuh!
Pussy out (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-02-07T01:04 (Let's continue this on my UN talkpage.)

Now with free cheese wizzy! It's the Illogicopedian Times! [edit]

12th Edition
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Formerly known as "Jerks Without Borders"
Thursday, Jeremy 26, 2012
The Illogicopedian Times is... er... I don't know. Seriously! I don't! But I do know that a lot of people suggest that you read Playboy instead because it's funnier. Whatever. Why am I still typing here?
Big Brother 2012
Big Brother 2012

It is nearing the close of Jeremy 2012, and also nearing the close of Big Brrother, Illogicopedia's game show that is actually a revival of another Illogicopedia game show from 2008.

In week 2, as Island Monkey and Another n00b got the boot, now it comes down to the final three contestants: Dan the Hedgehog, Colonel Sanders and Athyria. Who will win and join the house of Big Brother... permanently?

See the action here.

Also, don't forget to vote for your favorite user to WIN.


Illogic Times to be Published Monthly

Since The Bard and everybody else abandoned it and Kırby and I are the only ones editing it anymore, it is my decree that the Illogicopedian Times shall be published monthly!

Basically, the only reason I'm making this announcement is to tell you all to WRITE SOME FRIKKIN' STORIES!!!

Recent Threads
By the forum guys

Baby New Year???

Happy New Year 2012 everybody! You know those posters with the "baby new year" and the old year is an old bearded man? Well, I think those posters are very morbid. I mean, think about it:

Congratulations for the new year! Think of this year as a newborn baby who will be dead in a year's time.

~See what I mean?



Just something I put in here to fill up space

VFF! VFI! IotM! AotM! ICA!

~Runner-Up Keeper of the Bloodwine Dan the Hedgehog.png Forum logo banana.png Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 00:52, 01/27/2012