User talk: Kırby
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Welcome [edit]
So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx":
The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera.
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Kirby? Is that you? Y'know, from deviantART? Hello? Is there anybody in there? ~[TheHappySpacemanDan the Hedgehog] ![[thehappyspaceman]](http://images.uncyclomedia.co/illogicopedia/en/thumb/1/17/Ths.jpg/20px-Ths.jpg){kind=small}
talk • stalk • block • articles 01:57, 10/12/2011
Anonymous Grunt [edit]
Welcome from an unknown contributor. Cheers! 24.61.112.73 12:12, 12 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
- What my adorable gruntler said. *huggles random people in the vicinity, unless they happen to be covered in waffles* ~
13:12, 12 Octodest 2011
NEW CSS EVERYBODY! [edit]
So don't blame me if it freezes up your browser. kırby, seriously, that's my name. Winner of <insert name here> of the month! 19:51, 29 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
- Yeah, like I use Netscape Navigator anymore...
Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 21:13, 29 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
- @Island Monkey kırby, seriously, that's my name. Winner of <insert name here> of the month! 23:46, 29 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
- Excuse me, grammatical error. I in fact started with IE6 when it was around. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:13, 30 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
- I started with Netscape Browser, then moved on directly to IE6. I eventually upgraded to the best browser of all: And don't expect me to be updating to Chrome anytime soon, either. Though I might be considering switching to Chromium, if only for that sexy logo. kırby, seriously, that's my name. Winner of <insert name here> of the month! 22:45, 30 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
- @Kırby Wrong again, Kirb. Firefox is now on version 7.0.1! Anyway, thanks for voting for me for Illogicopedian of the Month. ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine
19:05, 11/01/2011
- @Dan Right... Hey, Dan, dare I ask whaddup with da new sig? My Name Is Kırby/My Name Is Earl - herp-derp I did <insert name here>'s mom! 19:18, 1 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- @Kırby I could say the same about yours, Mr. "I Did Your Mum!" And are you sure you didn't accidentally do my invisible dad?
~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 22:48, 11/04/2011
- That... actually sounds more wrong than it should. And yes, I've used that emoticon before. Still, your sig is odd. My Name Is Kırby/My Name Is Earl - herp-derp I did <insert name here>'s mom! 23:29, 4 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- @Kırby I could say the same about yours, Mr. "I Did Your Mum!" And are you sure you didn't accidentally do my invisible dad?
- @Dan Right... Hey, Dan, dare I ask whaddup with da new sig? My Name Is Kırby/My Name Is Earl - herp-derp I did <insert name here>'s mom! 19:18, 1 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- @Kırby Wrong again, Kirb. Firefox is now on version 7.0.1! Anyway, thanks for voting for me for Illogicopedian of the Month. ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine
- I started with Netscape Browser, then moved on directly to IE6. I eventually upgraded to the best browser of all: And don't expect me to be updating to Chrome anytime soon, either. Though I might be considering switching to Chromium, if only for that sexy logo. kırby, seriously, that's my name. Winner of <insert name here> of the month! 22:45, 30 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
- Excuse me, grammatical error. I in fact started with IE6 when it was around.
- @Island Monkey kırby, seriously, that's my name. Winner of <insert name here> of the month! 23:46, 29 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
Your talkpage looks familiar. [edit]
Haven't I seen it somewhere? Such as, oh, I don't know, The Bard's talkpage??? Copycat. ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 
02:16, 11/30/2011
- You know what the silliest thing about this kind of talkpage is? It's almost exactly like what Wikia's wall thing would be if all the bugs were resolved and the silly styling removed. That just leaves it with ye olde issue that it's not entirely a talkpage and as such there appears to be no effective native way to follow it as a whole. Or do you find a way? ~ 16:11, 4 Ditzimber 2011
Hold your horses! It's the Illogicopedian Times! [edit]
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Happy New Years
 As we end 2011, let's look back on the dumb things that happened during the old year:
Needless to say, however, after 01/01/2012, the "new year" will quickly become the old year, and then we'll be waiting for 12/31/2012. It's just a neverending cycle... or is it? I'm sexy and I know it.
And you're ugly. Let's make average babies. |
Oh damn.
 We are facing the IllogiPocalypse. This is an apocalypse of Illogicopedia. You see, our wiki is slowly but surely slowing down to obscurity. And the only editors who are still visiting it are Dan the Hedgehog and I. Our forum isn't visited enough, neither is VFH, VFI, AotM or even IotM. And look at this: Dan and I are the only ones who even bothered to write an IllogiTimes since October of this year. And this will slowly degrade until we are barely noticed at all, even behind EncyclopediaDramatica.ch. And then, on December 21, 2012, our website will disappear from all history. Completely. Please, we must save our website. Cool story bro.
Please, everybody completely disregard what my friend Kirby up there said. He's just one pile of **** after another. Thank you. |
~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 22:58, 12/27/2011
Continuing a conversation you started on my talkpage... [edit]
...because I'm going to be archiving it soon...
Send some faxes (like a boss) ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 23:03, 12/27/2011
- Harassment lawsuit (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 17:58, 12 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- No promotion (like a boss) ~Runner-Up
18:00, 01/12/2012
- Fifth of vodka (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 16:02, 21 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- Eat a bagel (like a boss) ~Runner-Up 16:05, 01/21/2012
- Call a sex line (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 06:21, 22 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- Cry deeply (like a boss) ~Runner-Up 06:22, 01/22/2012
- Demand a refund (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-02-01T23:38
- **** on Debra's desk (like a boss) ~Runner-Up 07:22, 02/02/2012
- Buy a gun (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-02-02T21:15
- **** on Debra's desk (like a boss) ~Runner-Up
- Demand a refund (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-02-01T23:38
- Cry deeply (like a boss) ~Runner-Up
- Call a sex line (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 06:21, 22 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- Eat a bagel (like a boss) ~Runner-Up
- Fifth of vodka (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 16:02, 21 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- No promotion (like a boss) ~Runner-Up
Now with free cheese wizzy! It's the Illogicopedian Times! [edit]
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Big Brother 2012
 It is nearing the close of Jeremy 2012, and also nearing the close of Big Brrother, Illogicopedia's game show that is actually a revival of another Illogicopedia game show from 2008. In week 2, as Island Monkey and Another n00b got the boot, now it comes down to the final three contestants: Dan the Hedgehog, Colonel Sanders and Athyria. Who will win and join the house of Big Brother... permanently? See the action here. Also, don't forget to vote for your favorite user to WIN. Illogic Times to be Published Monthly
Since The Bard and everybody else abandoned it and Kırby and I are the only ones editing it anymore, it is my decree that the Illogicopedian Times shall be published monthly! Basically, the only reason I'm making this announcement is to tell you all to WRITE SOME FRIKKIN' STORIES!!! |
Recent Threads
Baby New Year???
Happy New Year 2012 everybody! You know those posters with the "baby new year" and the old year is an old bearded man? Well, I think those posters are very morbid. I mean, think about it:
Just something I put in here to fill up space
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~Runner-Up 
00:52, 01/27/2012