User:Seedo

Hai, I'm Seedo!

“Offended Forumgoer: seedo, seriously, no. you must constructivily contribute to the discussion or leave this forum.
Seedo: Aborted foetuses cannot be wasted like they are now! My opinions are valid!
Admin Your opinion would be valid, Seedo, if this weren't an art discussion.”

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One sec, gotta eat my grub. Ok, back now.

Biogriping

I was born in an underground tunnel with an allergy to bananas. I had a terrible childhood of working in a Swiss circus to support my mother's papyrus addiction. Oh, you've never heard of a papyrus addiction? Well fuck you, I'm writing this and you're dumb.

Fun Facts

• Keep it real
• Seedo is the number two most popular name for babies in Switzerland. The first most popular name is Grizelda. The third? Helvetica.
• Switzerland has the highest papyrus OD death rate of any dictatorship run entirely by toucans.
• I started posting on this userpage seconds after joining this wiki. Seconds.
• This is a Christian page, so don't go spouting your homo shit or I'll cap your white ass, homie.
• I'm gay.
  

  No really, you couldn't tell?
• I'm a rappah the bestest.

Drop dah beat mothafuckah.

200 YEARS AGO, MOTHERFUCKER THOSE WERE THE DAYS, WHEN PEOPLE WERE FREE TO BUY DRUGS, WOMEN AND SLAVES! NOW TODAY, THE GOVERNMENT'S BEEN ACTING A BITCH THEYVE BEEN RAPING OUR RIGHTS, AND STEALING OUR SHIT! AMENDMENT NUMBER TWO, FAGGOT READ IT AND WEEP! IF I CAN'T BUY A NUKE NIGGAH I AIN'T FREE! HATERS TELL ME STOP SCREAMING BUT IM NOT STOPPING SHIT TILL IT'S LEGAL FOR ME TO SNORT COKE WITH MY DICK! Freestyle yo.

What brought me to Illogipedia

Dicks. End of dialogue.

Mo Facts

• Appendices are ranked at #1 on the popular "Top Ten Least Useful Organs."
• Blow me, homie
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Mah Storeh

DEAD. MEN. TELL NO TALES. UP PUSH THE DAISIES TIL THE SOIL IS STALE.

Pages I've worked on

5 most common toilet malfunctions- I did this one all alone!

When will you complete this article?

Eventually. But in all honesty, I spent the last ten minutes saying the word 'article.' I pronounce it ar-tick-lee. Seedo 02:06, 6 Arply 2011 (UTC)