User:Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive/"This is cereal, Georgie!"

Hello. This is my back-up page. My real userpage has some issues with it and will therefore load until I've been embalmed in unicorn piss. If you happen to have any magical H4XX0R powers, then by all means fix the damned page so I can let my albino tiger Smerlweck out of his brain and into my esophagus (daphuq m8) and let him control my fingers to type on a keyboard and make other people's brains melt like Solid Snake in a microwave chamber. Snarf.

Fool.

You probably believed that, didn't you?

Human.

(Shut up, Cuttooth! You're gonna make me look bad!)

Among the Sleep

You, know, I, gave, up, on, this, page, because, I, eventually, saw, how, futile, it, was.

People get crushed like biscuit crumbs, only down in the bitumen.

Is this neurosis, I sense!? Surely my blind spot has not been revealed OH MY JODD ITS UH MUTHERYUKKIN' BALD PANDA KAWAII DESUU-NE!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA

I made it to the top. Does that make me hotter than a black swan?

No, they just break you up for spare parts.

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It's neurosis, kid.

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“You have tried your best to please everyone, but it just isn't happening.”

~ Thom Yorker

Should be obvious... But it's not.

Youcannotkickstartadeadhorse.

(You just crush yourself and walk away.)

This is fucked up.

Young know it's damn true. trewthtrewthtrewth.

I HEREBY GIVE UP MY TITLE AS "ILLOGICOPEDIA'S YOUNGEST USER" AND WILLINGFULLY ACCEPT THE APPROPIATE TITLE OF "IILOGICOPEDIA'S DARKEST USER."

Why?

Because I'm right here and I'm today.

I've made it t0 the top of the bottom of the top.

k/j.;/

I just slapped my keyboard.

^L?fgh,

Did it agaynn.

Impossible.

Your eyes have actually bothered to reach this point of this nonsensically dark page. Great. You set off the sodomite and killed <insert name here> in the process. That's right. Social suicide. Teeeeeeheeeeee. Yeeg.

Analuze, analyze, or analyse?

None of the above you sod. It's all because Disney is perverted as anyone with the name "Herbert." Ticklish, ain't eet?

“Cut the crap, you noob.”

~ Soem othre dakr usre no Illogicopedai, fi ayn. Noodlse?

Immerse your soul in love.

Implosive diarrhea

They question my methods. That which is meant to be recycled can be lit on water.

Good morning, Mr Magpie.

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Ha! AHAHAHA.

Resentment resent.

PSYCHIATRY IS 100% EFFECTIVE

What?! No! It's INKEKTILO miles braisian! Immersion! So so so so so dahmbb. No way!

Thought processor!!! Sound the alarzzzzzmz. Geezlouisesses.

Erif.

This is what goes on in my brain for 1 second of my life and is transcribed here on Illogicopedia. Thanks for your generous donation of puke so I cans clones houses.

Bah.

Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.)

01:17, 15 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)