User talk:Smellingkate
I am currently fucking Dysrhythmia's mum.
Hey, idiot[edit source]
Stop blanking pages will you? I'm an anti-lulz fascist. I DoSed ED. I was that guy who was the MI5, MI6 and the FBI. Stop swearing as well. I believe that this site was founded by Andrew Schafly after getting very drunk. Meh, I'm gonna write another sadistic news story. God save the queen! 
Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:09, 25 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Meh[edit source]
I am intrigued by your username. What does it mean? Is it a code for the CIA? Or a chicken's nickname from the 16th Century? Or a sort of pig jargon?--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 18:17, 25 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
- Excuse him, he's is a mad oaf.
Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:18, 25 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
- Berty? What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be over at Simple WP doing crap? I made my presence clear this morning by adding a few more entries to the Weird Al series. Why aren't you writing crap at your home wiki there about crazy musicians? Meh, just as well. And just in case the grammar police come, it's he is or he's a mad oaf, not he's is a mad oaf. That would mean he is is. M'kay? And I needz ze explunatium.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 18:29, 25 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
- Oh, Colonel, Lee Perry is disgraceful of you. ROAR! ROAR! Also, that isn't my home wiki. See here. See the top info. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:33, 25 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
- Oh. Meh. Are ye still at New CP? I heard the one called Brooke deleted the Stephen Colbert article out of rage.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 18:37, 25 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
- Oh, Colonel, Lee Perry is disgraceful of you. ROAR! ROAR! Also, that isn't my home wiki. See here. See the top info.
- Berty? What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be over at Simple WP doing crap? I made my presence clear this morning by adding a few more entries to the Weird Al series. Why aren't you writing crap at your home wiki there about crazy musicians? Meh, just as well. And just in case the grammar police come, it's he is or he's a mad oaf, not he's is a mad oaf. That would mean he is is. M'kay? And I needz ze explunatium.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 18:29, 25 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Smellingkate, what in the world were you doing, eh? This ain't a bloody warzone. Mr. Berty, please, stop going on about that DDoS nonsense... considering their servers, even if the thing did go down, it may well have been a complete coincidence; that happens every now and then, anyhow. Kind of like here but apparently worse, or something. But there's no point and people get the wrong idea about this place... ~ 
18:43, 25 Jeremy 2011
- Yes. We are not another Uncyc. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:48, 25 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)