War on Christmas
The War on Christmas is an ongoing conflict (since roughly the time that Jesus himself was born), concerning the date that Christmas should be celebrated and the more secular aspects of the holiday and how they are being peddled to us by the Jews and the Muslims to undermine every good Christian Household in the Untied Skates of Amercia, and as Mitt Romney observed, God help us, every one! The majority of Americans believe that the war is unjustified.
If only they realized that invading a country for its oil is unjustified...
History of the conflict[edit | edit source]
Boar on Isthmus[edit | edit source]
“That hog over there would be delicious in my tonkotsu ramen...”
Yes, those boars were highly prized in that isthmus over there by that one piece of land that connects to other bigger pieces of land (yeah, that piece of land connecting two other pieces of land [no, Pisces is not connected to your hand])
More on Trismus[edit | edit source]
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