Wart

“When I first met Ralph Steadman I thought he had string-warts. They turned out to be a busy beard. True story.”

~ Hunter S. Thompson while enjoying a nice porkpie with several unnamed government agents.

I am the baddest of them all. If you ain't 'bout money, then I don't mess with y'all.

A wart is a facial growth brought about by exposure to The Oprah Winfrey Show.

Treatment

Watching old reruns of Phil Donahue seems to help.

it didnt work, send help

lol no