Waso
Waso was ISO's grandfather and a philosopher. He died. The main difference between the two is that ISO is, and Waso was.
Life[edit | edit source]
Waso was born in a small town in Austria. There are no images of him, as cameras didn't exist back then, but from various sources[original research moment] we know that he was basically immortal, because he never accepted that he has died, which made him still alive even after his death. "I have overcome the concept of death", he loved to say. He also smoked a lot, and that's the reason he contracted lung cancer.
In 1747, he has written the first philosophical work known: "How to Draw a Pickle". This book was a New York Times bestseller and it sold in over a million copies.
In 1780, he has written yet another guide, "Overcoming Death for Dummies". This book was very controversial because many people proved that it didn't work, but Waso said "by dying, they have automatically proven that they didn't understand the book".
In 1804, he was sued for deceiving practices because of his book, because the prosecutor has said that he couldn't draw a pickle with those instructions. Waso then proceeded to draw a pickle using his book and he won the lawsuit.
Death(s)[edit | edit source]
Waso's first death was when he was 40 and he died from lung cancer. His second death is when a car ran over him. He really died on his 942th birthday, when Fidel Castro stubbed his toe.
After his real death, "Overcoming Death for Dummies" was proven to be incorrect, but many readers of this book are living even today, like Dr. Oetker.