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Wheat is a way of life in country areas of northern Europe. The Way of Wheat is to eat bread and nothing much else. Eating bread day after day is rather boring, but boring is the last thing on the minds of the cult of Wheatists.
Wheatist Ideology[edit | edit source]
1. Other grains are not very good. Fear the blasphemy of Lord Quinoa!
2. Wheat is OK not only as bread, but also as flour or even pure wheat. Wheat grains are healthy and lose their nutrition when cooked into flour.
3. Some people eat their grains of wheat with salt, or milk, or water, or even a triple helping of AutoTune.
History[edit | edit source]
It's not known how old Wheatists are, but they say they might be Really 700 (or more) Years old. That's highly unlikely though.
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