Why did I even tell him?

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[2008-02-13 20:22:50] <Ryan-t> If you think that's bad, you should 
                               see Nightmare on Elm Street
[2008-02-13 20:22:55] <Ryan-t> :P
[2008-02-13 20:23:00] <Thebladester> KK
[2008-02-13 20:23:06] <Ryan-t> Erm...
[2008-02-13 20:23:13] <Ryan-t> Don't take that seriously
[2008-02-13 20:23:24] <Ryan-t> You DON'T want to see it... ever
[2008-02-13 20:23:42] <Ryan-t> My mum had nightmares for 2 years
[2008-02-13 20:23:47] <Ryan-t> :O
[2008-02-13 20:23:52] <Thebladester> If i can watch that 3 times, surely
                                     i can watch that
[2008-02-13 20:24:03] <Ryan-t> Erm... think again.
[2008-02-13 20:24:10] <Thebladester> i'm typing it up on yootooob now
[2008-02-13 20:24:42] <Ryan-t> If you don't like watching an old guy 
                               ripping people open with blood spurting out...
[2008-02-13 20:25:04] <Ryan-t> It's just... nothing you could imagine.
[2008-02-13 20:25:19] <Thebladester> I WANNA WATCH IT :-)
[2008-02-13 20:25:21] <Ryan-t> Even adults nearly shit themselves.
[2008-02-13 20:25:30] <Ryan-t> Not... advisable...
[2008-02-13 20:25:39] <Ryan-t> For a 12 year old
[2008-02-13 20:25:56] <Thebladester> Syringes?
[2008-02-13 20:25:56] <Ryan-t> It'd literally scar you for life, mentally
[2008-02-13 20:26:06] <Thebladester> On his fingers?
[2008-02-13 20:26:13] <Ryan-t> No, CLAWS
[2008-02-13 20:26:18] <Ryan-t> like, a foot long
[2008-02-13 20:26:31] <Thebladester> Looked like long syringes
[2008-02-13 20:26:34] <Thebladester> lol
[2008-02-13 20:28:30] <Thebladester> 'm watching a bit
[2008-02-13 20:28:39] <Thebladester> the phone is ringing
[2008-02-13 20:28:46] <Thebladester> but its unplugged
[2008-02-13 20:29:12] <Ryan-t> I shouldn't have even tokd you about this...
[2008-02-13 20:29:18] <Thebladester> WOAH!
[2008-02-13 20:29:20] <Ryan-t> *Told.
[2008-02-13 20:29:33] <Thebladester> A tounge comes out of the phone!
[2008-02-13 20:29:44] <Thebladester> This can't be any better
[2008-02-13 20:29:48] <Ryan-t> If I was at your house I'd unplug your computer.
[2008-02-13 20:30:04] <Thebladester> and to the side of the video it says
[2008-02-13 20:30:06] <Ryan-t> It gets worse... MUCH MUCH MUCH worse
[2008-02-13 20:30:15] <Thebladester> Nightmare on Elm Street 2 - 
                                     Freddy coming out of Jesse
[2008-02-13 20:30:26] <Thebladester> Sounds interesting
[2008-02-13 20:30:40] <Ryan-t> It is bad for someone your age
[2008-02-13 20:31:03] <Ryan-t> You won't be thinking it's cool soon
[2008-02-13 20:31:38] <Thebladester> MINT MAN!
[2008-02-13 20:31:50] <Thebladester> He goes right through the bed!
[2008-02-13 20:31:50] <Ryan-t> *sigh*
[2008-02-13 20:32:12] <Thebladester> BLOOOOOOD!!!!!!
[2008-02-13 20:32:23] <Thebladester> THISS ISN WELL GOOD!
[2008-02-13 20:32:39] <Thebladester> the blood comes out of the bed
[2008-02-13 20:33:05] <Thebladester> THE CELING IS SPURTED WITH BLLOOD!
[2008-02-13 20:33:20] <--| YOU (Ryan-t) have left #illogicopedia
[2008-02-13 20:33:26] -->| YOU (Ryan-t) have joined #illogicopedia
[2008-02-13 20:33:32] <Ryan-t> .
[2008-02-13 20:33:34] <Thebladester> Thanks for telling me about this, ryan:-)
[2008-02-13 20:33:40] <Thebladester> It rocks
[2008-02-13 20:34:04] <Thebladester> Y'know when the blood comes out of the bed
[2008-02-13 20:34:10] <Thebladester> i'm on that bit
[2008-02-13 20:34:18] <Thebladester> rocks#
[2008-02-13 20:34:45] <Thebladester> Ryan
[2008-02-13 20:34:59] <Ryan-t> ...

Later...

[20:46] <Ryan-t>	#benhasastrangeaddictiontofreddykrueger
[20:48] <Thebladester>	No i dont
<Ryan-t>	YA RLY.
<Thebladester>	YA RITE
[20:50] <Ryan-t>	Instructions:
-Close the internet.
-Shut down your computer.
-Put it all in a box.
-Get random tools and smash the box.
-Take the box to a car crusher and put the box in.
-Take the flattened box and throw it into the Mariana Trench.
Thank you for your time.