Wibbly woo

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The Wibbly Woo is a legendary creature said to live in peat bogs in the North Of England. The creature is said to resemble a cow with flexible (or wibbly) arms and legs. It is often called Wobbly Wee or Yappie o' Hare

The creature was first described by Thomas H. Robertson in the early 1900s following a visit to Chesterfield, although others have since claimed to have had encounters with the beast as far away as Keighley.