Willie Nelson

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This article is about the television producer. For the alleged country star, see Willie Nelson (alleged country star), and please stop squirting Mountain Dew out of your nose.

Willie Nelson, gentleman.

“Eh?”

~ The average Canadian

“Cha'mone! Cha'mone! Lay it on me, alright!”

“Eat my shorts!”

~ K-Mart

William Nosepicking Nelson, known by his Chinese name Willie Nelson, is a producer for the Comedy Central television show Tosh.0. He was invented inside of a lab in a tree run by an elf. He really did nothing else to note in this lifetime, however in a previous reincarnation, he was an ugly bumblebee from outer space. He was also a skunk back in the days of Christopher Columbus.

Nelson and Popcorn[edit | edit source]

Following Wikipedia notability guidelines, there is only one more notable thing on Nelson's life. He loves popcorn.