Wilt

But I don't understand! Why wash the wasabi peas?

SUDDENLY, EVERYTHING EXPLODES.

However, the noodles remain intact.

Hot Topic does as well.

BUT!

A Hello Kitty fan made for a 2006 diary appears!

SOMEHOW, THE TURTLE ISN'T PLEASED.

So he sent the frog on his way.

The frog hopped back to his hoppy brethren.

THEY RELEASED THE TURTLE.

The turtle led them to conquer Chicago.

Naperville citizens have a barbeque and cook fireworks.