Work smart, not hard
You need to work smart, not hard. There was this man who worked hard, but here I am, hardly working. Yet I work smart and automate my processes, so that I can do nothing and earn those sweet moneys. Ah, capitalism. I love it.
So my whole job consisted of checking papers, saying "hmmmmmmmmmm", licking my finger, flipping through the pages and then putting a stamp on every single one of them. Now that we have digital copies, we need to stare in the stupid screen and read the things over there. No "hmmmmmmmmmm", no licking fingers, no stamping every single one of the pages. Instead, I need to "copy" and "pasta"[1] the image of a stamp on every page. Very stupid, right?
One day, I got very bored of it, so I asked my grandson Ricky to make me a computer program that would check through every of those papers and "pasta" the stamp on it, in return he got a glass full of vodka. You know, my grandson knows with computers, and he asked me to try vodka once, so there we go, I've got a program after 3 days. Now, his mom constantly shouts on me and says that I am a terrible babysitter, that he got a crazy disease because those cookies were sitting in there for 30 years etc.[2] Like, I am not a babysitter, Ricky is a big boy! He's 5! I am a grandsonsitter!
So he sent me the program and here we are! I do nothing and earn my salary! Work smart, not hard! Haha, roger that, Scraton!!![3]