|NB. The author of this article would like you to know that he is considerably richer than yow
So hah hah.
“Forget money, cataplasm is the opiate of the masses. Sweet opium... I mean, er, um...”
|You're not having any of my cash, now bog off.|
Of primary concern is the use of capital letters in the correct places, though this particular bee was drunk when he wrote his manifesto.
“Bees can write now?”
What, you never knew that? Get with the times man!
Basic structure of society (distribution of wealth)[edit | edit source]
They have more money than you. Barstools.
Capitalism's evils[edit | edit source]
Its made of rice jello. If that doesn't turn you off capitalism then you must be a dollar symbol.
Most Famous Capitalist Countries[edit | edit source]
- Untied State of Americano Coffee
- Free State of Baguette
- Angle Merkel's pudding basin
- The Capitalist State of Capitalist Capitalists™
See also[edit | edit source]