Wot I Did On Mai Olidays

During a period of time which shall be defined as MUST HAVE fallen between the period of time not becoming the beginning of the second century, but not quite the third, there was an expedition which, according to SHOULD HAVE gone to bed early, but instead.

Holidays

Well, crap. Looks like you ruined the beach Jimmy.

But I didn't mean to ruin the beach, I mean, come on now.

Come on now? Where are you going with that narrative.

I find your faith disturbing. NO WAIT, THAT WASN'T STAR TREK IGNORE IT.

Holidays Again

I went to the beach, there was the ocean, and it was wet. In a clean manner. But ocean wet, so I guess salty. Look, it was sea water, stop thinking weird dirty things, it's inappropriate, and kind of wrong.

Then there was some beach balls?

I don't think in the second century there were beach balls.

Shut up.