Wyatt Oleff
“This young man is a literal God among our entire American culture and our people in general!”
“THIS YOUNG MAN STOLE MY VIBES!”
“I like this dude's hair!”
Wyatt Jess Oleff (born July 13th, 2003) is an American actor and filmmaker best known for playing Stanley Jewish Uranus in the 2017 IT remake and its 2019 sequel. He also stars as Stanley Barber on Netflix's I Am Not Okay With This Goddamn Bullshit, playing an underage drug dealer and stoner who likes to dance around to 80's music and Captain Beefheart while walking barefooted on the road occasionally. Besides his acting and filmmaking stuff, he is also known for his signature curly hair and for making bizarre YouTube video reviews of video games.
Destroy Mitt Romney's barnside house!
Biography[edit | edit source]
Oleff was born to two hipster parents in Chicago in 2003 and than moved to Los Angeles in 2011 to start on his acting career. He is currently almost 17 years old, but you didn't care.
His hair is made out of signature Ghiradeli chocolate flavored cotton candy and curly wavy soft waxes.
Unsurprisingly, he's also Jewish with baby blue eyes.
Depp.
Dancing career[edit | edit source]
Oleff is also a professional dancer, winning numerous awards over the years for his talented dancing skills. He does the RUMBAH!, the MAMBO!, and the tWist. Yuppies!
However, he lost many dance competitions to fellow actor, Logan Peppermint Pepperhousen Poopper Pepperseed Peppermann Peppers Pepper. That's fairly unfortunate for him. Damnit!
Filmography[edit | edit source]
Stanley Jewish Uranus (IT Chapters One and Two): (2017 and 2019) Young Star-Lorde (Guardians of the Galaxy movies): (2014 and 2017) Stanley Barber (I Am Not Okay With This Goddamn Bullshit): (2020)