Yankee Doodle
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- "Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony."
- "Stuck a feather in his hat and called it Macaroni!"
What? Why did he call it Macaroni?
“I don't know!”
Was he blind or something????
“Why are you asking me?”
Because! You are the only one here! Any way it says that he stuck a feather in his hat!
“Why are you asking me?”
So! Why call it Macaroni!?
“I don't know. I'm just the voice in your head telling you to write this article. In a bit, I will tell you to go into the bathroom, pull down your pants, bare your butt to the toilet and take a large du... ”
... Never mind.